- They hate me.
- No. They don't.

Yes, they do. They sure do.
I can see.

I wasn't always like this.

I wasn't always wound this tight.
There was a time when I was fun.

I was funny. I was.

But you can't be funny and be
the principal of a prep school.

No, you cannot, because
when it comes to their kids,
these parents,
they have no sense of humor.

If anything goes wrong, it's my head.
It's my head in the smasher.

These parents will come down
on me like a nuclear bomb.

I can't make a mistake.
I gotta be perfect.

And that pressure has turned me into
one thing that I never wanted to be.

A bitch.

- No. You're not.
- Yes, I am. I am a big one.

Jájajaajaja.